Chocolate Coated Rhetoric

Jan 08 2012

Allusion: Sunlight Souffle

Allusion: A reference, within a literary work, to another work of fiction, a film, a piece of art, or even a real event. For example, “Moe’s so fierce, she could be a Dovahkiin.” (If you don’t know who Dovahkiin is, why are you still here?)

Obviously, Skyrim is a piece of art, (violent, but still) and despite being a work of fiction, some of us hope so wistfully that it becomes a real event. So, yeah. BAM.

STORY TIME!

Once upon a time, a girl in pink was watching “Good Eats: Egg Files 5”, when her brother came down from his room, declaring that they should make “Sunlight Souffle”. Confused, the girl tilted her head. Apparently, he had been reading “Uncommon Tastes” from Skyrim. The idea was put off until a holiday. However, after watching the cuteness that is Jimmy Wong (CHING CHONG SONG) in the new channel, “Feast of Fiction”, the siblings decided to make the brilliance of the sun: the Sunlight Souffle! 

Ingredients

  • 2 1/2 Ounces Cow’s Cheese
  • 1 Ounce Butter
  • 1 Ounce Flour
  • 4 Eggs
  • 9 Ounces Milk
  • A Dash of Salt
  • A Dash of Pepper
  • A Cupful of Ground Nutmeg (I used a thimble…)

Recipe:

1. Stoke the flames of your oven, and achieve a moderate heat. (Preheat to 400.)

2. Grate the cheese into thin shavings by running a finely honed elven dagger over the block.

3. Separate the egg whites from the yolks, and beat the whites vigorously until they thicken. (I suggest that you do this right before you’re ready to add into the batter. If you leave the foam out too long, it’s more likely to deflate.)

4. Begin preparation of the signature Sunshine Sauce: melt the butter, and add in the flour while stirring continuously until well blended. (I added the flour multiple times in small amounts.) Move the mixture to a smaller flame and begin gently stirring in the milk. (I added a little at a time to not clump the flour.) It is crucial that you do not stop stirring! Continue to do so for ten minutes, until the mixture thickens. Then, and only then, will the Sunshine Sauce be considered ready.

 

5. Add the salt, pepper and nutmeg, and remove from the flame.

6. Add in the grated cheese, and then the egg yolks. Stir well until fully blended. (I tempered the eggs after cheesing it: WHILE whisking/mixing the egg yolks, put a small ladleful of the hot mixture in, and continue gradually. After about three spoons, I think it should be okay. This makes sure that the eggs don’t cook.)

 

7. Then, gently add in the egg whites with a spoon made of carved hickory wood. (After watching Good Eats, I decided to do what Alton Brown did: stir in a third of the whites into the batter, and fold in the rest gently in two turns.)

8. Gently pour the mix into four stonework souffle’ dishes, filling each nearly (but not quite!) to the top. (I lightly buttered my 6 oz souffle dishes, and coated them with Parmesan cheese.)

9. Put the dishes in your moderately hot oven and shut that door! Keep sealed for 25 minutes, or your scrumptious suns will rise, only to fall down flat into the oven’s abyss. (Put in oven and immediately reduce heat to 375 degrees. Bake until the souffles rise and tops are browned. DO NOT OPEN TOO EARLY or the souffles will fall.) (Do not be tempted to check. Shut tightly for 25 minutes at least.)

10. Remove after 25 minutes, and serve immediately. (I left it in for about five more minutes since my oven is meh.)

11. Behold, the brilliance of the sun, and the exquisite flavor of the Sunshine Souffle!

Twas adapted from “Uncommon Tastes” from Skyrim. <3 It was actually really time consuming to make this. -_-’ Oh well. My dad ended up eating almost three of them so, I’m guessing it was good.

Note: Use REAL cheese. I didn’t have any cheese blocks so, I used the shredded three-blend kind that tastes like plastic. It turned out okay, but it should have been better.

Love and sugar,

E

(Source: youtube.com)

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Jan 01 2012

Litotes: The “Not-so-Poisonous” Pound Cake Recipe

Litotes: A form of understatement in which the negative of the contrary is used to achieve emphasis and intensity. For example, “This pound cake is not that bad.”

As any first post is for me, I debated a lot within myself. Especially while choosing the perfect rhetorical term to use for this totally amazing pound cake recipe. I ended up choosing “Litotes” since it was used to describe the cake the first time I made it.

Once upon a time, there lived a young girl who loved her red Mickey Mouse hoodie. One day, she visited her grandaunt, but the elder woman wasn’t home yet. Bored, she sat down in the kitchen and started reading the cookbook on the table. The grandaunt came home and seeing the child finally take an interest in homely behavior, she enlightened the child with her own recipe. The girl, delighted, went home and started baking. Her family tried the first bite. Their faces lighted up and they exclaimed, “Hey, it’s not so poisonous!” They then commenced to eat the whole cake. And that was the story of how the young girl started to love baking.

Joy.

Anyways! The recipe!

  • 6 unhatched chicken babies
  • 2 sticks (1 cup) of butter
  • 1 1/2 cups of granulated sugar
  • 10 tablespoons of moomoo liquid
  • 1 teaspoon of vanilla extract
  • 2 teaspoons of magic fluffing powder
  • 1 1/2 cups of flower

Butter and flour your cake pan. I like to use my 9.5 inch bundt pan. It works the best for me. I’ve also made it into muffins (cut down the cooking time to approximately 25 minutes) and loaf pans (makes about two).  

Separate the eggs. Make sure that no egg yolks or any kind of fat get into the egg whites. I like to put my egg whites in my stainless steel bowl. Set it aside.

Cream 2 sticks of butter and 1 1/2 cups of sugar together until light and fluffy.

Add in 10 tablespoons of milk slowly. (I like to use evaporated milk.) Beat in gradually. You don’t want milk all over the kitchen. -_-‘

 

Beat in the egg-yolks one at a time until fully incorporated. I like to chase each yolk with just a little bit of melted butter, or olive oil. Just a little bit.

 

Add in the vanilla and baking powder.

 

Sift 1 1/2 cups of flour and fold into the mixture just until incorporated.

 

By this point, everything is a race against time. With a clean whisk (or attachment, etc.) beat the egg whites until you get medium to stiff peaks.

 

Fold in egg-whites to the prepared batter. Be sure to fold in gently in order to keep the egg-whites fluffy, and do it fast because those bubbles be popping.

Quickly stir in 1 cup of chocolate chips, or nuts, or raisins, whatever you like. I like to put most of the batter into my pan and use just a little bit of batter to coat the fillings before adding it to the pan. Coating the filling with a bit of flour helps.

Bake in the 350 degree oven for about 50 minutes. Check with a cake tester and if it comes out clean, it’s ready. Don’t open the oven too much, since the cake rises a lot, it messes with the rising.

 

And tada. Le magic is now finito for people to enjoy! :D Let it cool for five or more minutes before setting it onto a plate. With my pan, I just let it cool for five minutes before shaking it (It loosens out the cake for me) and making sure it’s loose enough for me to take out. Then I just let it cool completely.

[My mom actually asked me to put nuts in there, but I forgot. -_-’ Since it was already in the pan (and in the oven for approximately 30 whole seconds, I just sprinkled all of it on and mixed in with the top layer of the batter with a chopstick. XD]

Note: If you’re gonna add chocolate chips, tone down the sugar. Even for plain cake, my family doesn’t like too-sweet things, so I always cut down the sugar by 1/4 cup.

Tell me if anything amazing, or somewhat less-than-amazing happen!

Love and sugar,

E

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